Today me hearties, be pirates day. So any buccaneer that wants to hornswaggle oldsalt Wicked will be shown me cutlass. Remember me Matey’s the Letters of Marque have been issued by that no good privateer Cardboard Junkie and we will hang ‘im from the yardarm, and show him Davy Jones’ Locker. And to the rest of y’all Seadogs if you try to pillage my Jolly Roger i will be left no other choice be to run a shot across the bow and let y’all scallywagers know that me ship is a great Man-O-War and will leave y’all feeling three sheets to the wind.

The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate.

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!!!